Guest Blog: Fred Bunny

So I'm catching up on my favourite blog, and I see some animation of my ex munching down poisons. As you can imagine, I wasn't too happy about all her popularity, like that little post was any real depiction of what she's really like.

Anyway, I was meditating my anger away, snuggled on my favourite run watching the birds in the garden glad that I'm inside where it's heated to my requirements... when all of a sudden this ridiculous thing approaches...

A fake pair of fake bunnies.